fuck that id grow another arm so I can jerk off while playing Assassins Creed Brother Hood

Is it too late to change my answer

I watched the first few seconds, said “is this motherfucker actually,” AND THEN THE MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY

PANDEMICA

I saw the year 2026 any my first thought was that is some kind of sci fi  far far away year that’s imaginary. Why’s she acting like a kindergarten teacher. Then my brain fuckin caught up to reality. Shit.

remember when we had to get out of bed to get on the internet

Reblogging because the reaction gifs made me shriek out laughing

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ADD THE GIF OF SCOOBY DOO WITH THE TRASH CAN LIDS TO THIS POST

Oh, wow.