preventing mpreg

y’know what? FUCK you. i’m putting your ass in the control group. *injects you with boring saline instead of the fun and exciting glowing green goo i originally had planned*

*experiences effects anyways*

my boss booked me two nights in a brutalist style hotel and it's so fucked up looking

owww. owwwuh. fuck. wait. *pulls out* theres a damn rock in your pussy man.

Surely my smokers lung can parry this viral load, en garde!

americans, i truly believe we can get 100%

hey bro hit this *passes you a caterpillar in a leaf*

*gives it a little kiss and passes it to the next person*

Me

Boy I forgot to add da damn post

We not even trying no more here

seeing the moon out and about when the sky is still bright and blue is just as magical as seeing her at night like what are you doing out here this early no worries though you know better than me

TEN THOUSAND PIRATES will emerge from the arctic ice in the coming years and raid californian coastal towns but dont worry cuz its just one single monster called Ten thousand pirates. but do worry because its made out of ten thousand pirates and thats why its called that

dear professor i didn't do your stupid homework because i wanted my grade to go down because it's more fun that way. -thanks,