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For some reason I just love top ramen! I would be delighted if the caf served that sometime.

#top ramen #soup #caf #late night snack #instant lunch #tastey #food #salty

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"I don't like the caf food enough to steal it."

-a friend

#stealing #quotes #cefeteria #cafe #food

"You know how pregnant people say they feel bloated and hungry all the time? That's how I feel all the time anyways; bloated and hungry."

A good friend of mine

When you hug someone and smell like their cologne still.

#cologne

I wish green onions were orange so I could pick them out of my salad more easily.

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Man cannot live on bread (pudding) alone...but I sure would like to try!!

#bread pudding #matt 4:4 #eating #pudding

Half the reason I eat beets is because I think purple poop is funny.

#poop #beets

Scooby Doo

Today I saw Scooby Doo on a tandum bicycle in Newport Beach.

#scooby doo #bicycles #tandum bicycle #newport beach #scooby

psychattack-blog

Shawn: Put that on my bucket list. Gus: Before or after the invisible plane? Shawn: Jet pack, Wonder Woman plane, immunity.

Shawn and Gus, Psych, season 6, episode 1, “Shawn Rescues Darth Vader” (via psychattack)

Dear Cormatic, When I hear "public restroom" I think of stinkiness. I realized today that in nearly every public restroom is a "Cormatic Air Freshener." Lies. Those do NOT freshen the air. Please pick a new scent. Love, The Grinch

#stinky #smelly #grinch #bathroom #restroom #joke #dear blank from blank #cormatic #air freshener

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Haven't you ever wondered what exactly a "pooh bear" is?

#joke #pooh bear #winny the pooh #funny questions #kids say

Sweet potatoes and oatmeal are much better when eaten separately.

#gross food #don't eat this #sweet potatoes #oatmeal

"I'm wearing freaking slippers because I came straight from school."

-Some kid at Disneyland

#funny quotes #joke #teenagers

So many good captions!

(That I want to "like" on facebook, but won't because they're on old photos and I don't want people to know I've been creepin)

Mmmm.. tastey

When you're standing in line behind someone whose cologne smells real nice, then the aroma changes to bad gas.

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