truce

Date someone who calls you Big Tony, even when life has you feeling like Little Tony

HEY THERE DELILAH is such a weird song like even if i haven’t heard it in years every time i hear it it has this weird effect on me like i’m mesmerized by it and i feel like crying and i get this intense feelinh in my chest and I DONT KNOW WHY I was like in 6th grade when this song was a thing how could i possibly relate to it why does it hit me so hard

Schrödinger’s boys

FUCK

What about cracking open a cold milkshake

As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.

mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town

the concept of our teenage years having to be the “best years of our lives” is so toxic lmfao? especially for people who grew up with mental illness that caused a lot of stagnancy in those years…it just blows my mind that some people will really try to convince younger people that this small portion of their lives should be the best rather than encouraging them to see life as years and years of opportunity

Isn’t Mt. Rushmore sacred to native peoples? Kinda fucked up we put their killers faces on it

Yes. Before the sculptures were built, the land was sacredly owned by indigenous tribes. In 1980, the land was illegally taken away from them by the supreme court. Not to mention, one of the main people who manufactured the sculptures was literally apart of the KKK… So yeah.. they are more than welcome to flip off these so called “masterpieces” 

Really telling when the racists can’t even identify races right

HEY THERE DELILAH is such a weird song like even if i haven’t heard it in years every time i hear it it has this weird effect on me like i’m mesmerized by it and i feel like crying and i get this intense feelinh in my chest and I DONT KNOW WHY I was like in 6th grade when this song was a thing how could i possibly relate to it why does it hit me so hard