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gabe saporta awoke one morning from uneasy dreams to find himself transformed in his bed into a monstrous vermin.

Gabriel Eduardo Saporta.

I don’t really like writing too extensively about myself so let’s make this short and sweet, unlike my body type (which is tall and spicy, if you have to ask).

Gabe Saporta. Flirt in the streets, Cobra in the sheets. Formerly in the Starship, currently tattooed on Pete Wentz (forever, motherfucker). These days, I’m putting my skills of business and music together to help other artists achieve their dreams. I enjoy long walks on the beach, good red wine, and trading terrible pick-up lines.

Give me attention @ spilledgvts on Hangouts, I enjoy the validation. 

alexa play here kitty kitty by joe exotic

hi i’m sasha

Hello there. It’s your local TikTok addict, Isabella. I love to play dress up so let me dress u up one day.

Be my friend pls 🥺

Places torch

Hmm, no, not there

Moves it exactly one block away

If you were to look up the definition of “would stab you as a warning”, you’d see a picture of me. I’m Spencer, you probably recognize me from that brief period where you had raccoon streaks in your hair and rawr meant I love you in dinosaur. I’ve grown up now, I’m just as angry as I was then, and no, I won’t tell you what happened to the rosevest. Some things are best left a secret.