Well ain't that a bitch....

RIP ED You will be missed sir. Thank you for bringing me the greatest sports team I could ask for. where we always remember that you play for the crest on the front, not the name on the back. 

money butt god bless

Yeeesss the last comment!!😂

Update: 48hrs have passed and my paypal didn’t even flinch. So back to sober agnosticism to all things supersticious. Still a lovely butt though.

I get paid Tuesday, so this is already accurate.

I got surprise money today! Only like $70 but still…

Who knows, the florida powerball is $500 Million tonight... Will update after winning.

Safe to say this is what i want out of life.

basically my life.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

Test your friends by rapping “first things first” and see if they respond with “I eat your brains” or “i’m the realest”

if they don’t respond with “ I, Poppa, freaks all the honeys Dummies, Playboy bunnies, those wanting money Those the ones I like cause they don't get nathan but penetration Unless it smells like sanitation Gar-bage, I turn like doorknobs Heart throb never, Black and ugly as ever” then they are no friend of mine.