Jittterbug

Enid: Which is correct, seven plus five IS thirteen, or seven plus five ARE thirteen?

Vi: You’re giving me a sticker?

Enid: Okay, help me please!

Enid: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Caitlyn: That’s not fair, any idiot would know that.

Eleanor: I’m going to take you out.

Nancy: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Nancy: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Robin: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Nancy: Three words. Say them and I’m yours.

Robin: Just a heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and it will become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this.

Robin: How many kids do you have?

Elinor: You kill people for money?!

I don’t know if this is already been stated but I think the only way to turn someone in First Kill is if they are dying. In First Date, Sebastian stated that Margot changed him when he got really sick. Sebastian was again sick before he got turned into a ghoul/vampire by Margot’s mom. Theo was turned when he was about to die by Juliette. This could be the reason why Cal and Cook didn’t turn.

Juliette: What’s up guys. I’m back.

Kara: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped in that position, doomed to starve to death?