Strongest Hero

“Well, that’s one way to put it, but don’t tell it to Jiren’s face, otherwise he’ll go prancing on about the strongest stuff again, or he’ll cross his arms, closes his eyes and looks offended; Which really just makes you feel bad.”

“...Ya know what? I’ma take that advice without questioning it.” She nodded to herself before grinning again with her sharp teeth, she was happy she could visit one of her genetic parents.

“It seems better if I construct the house in one go.” Rather easy for a deity like herself to create. ”It’s also as good time as any for you to go into the Astora dimension with me, so that we can get this done and for your house to have working everything too. Like heating, sinks and whatever else Ningen need to survive.” She knew he was an alien, but a mortal still remained a mortal and she didn’t want Jiren to die out of starvation.

“This should serve as a good inspiration for you to choose from.” Hence him being given a catalogue by the name of 12th Universe Architecture. “There’s houses from all over the Universe 12. Flip through it, and choose a house, I’ll materialize it in your dimension for you.”

“Hm. I suppose that would be more productive that way, yes.” They were soon inside that dimension after that. He, obviously, never thought he would have something like that to himself. And obviously he also didn’t mind that he did. He follows the deity around the inside of the place, looking over the list she had gave him. It takes him a good solid minute to stop on something. Oh. This one.

“Hello to you too kiddo, and that I understand, we Vacosians tend to sell very high on the black galaxy market.” Wait how did Ruby know that– “Anyways, I blame your evilness on Jiren.”

“I shoulda put on that condom after all.”

“A kid? Me and Ruby? Okay, HOW?”

"A good bit of genetic engineering, cloning and a shit ton of complicated stuff I ain’t about to remember right now. Whazzap Pops?”

I surrender. Victory is yours.

I’d prefer to think of them as dead :/

PLEASE

Is that what you call it

Unprompted || Always accepting

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Unprompted || Always accepting