Make a Wish

Ember: Me, Heather❤️, maybe our sister if we can convince her, you, Bode, Sealey, and maaaaaaaybe Gabe and his new gf -- do you think that's enough people for a Friendsgiving?

Wendy: I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.

Wendy: Or maybe you can talk me out of the poor life decisions before they happen, that would probably be better, wouldn't it?

Wendy: I'm trying my hardest not to double-message Gabe after I finally got an almost-date with him and I'm dying.

Jinnifer: It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you. I was equal parts flattered, as we all know fans are driven wild by how much they adore their idols, and furious since they left a mark on my shoulder. They marred me!

Jinnifer: I suppressed the urge to punch them back because we were surrounded by people but now I'm asking you nicely, dear sister, to wish that said puncher lost his hand.

Paul: I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates. Or at the very least, expect me to whine about my roommate fucking someone directly above me until they stop. They have to stop eventually, right?