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here's some dumb edits I made based on some tweets I saw circling ARMY twt

BTS:

im glad u liked it!

jin: street interviever who asks stupid questions

yoongi: rarely posts; only makes posts when stitching crazy content and saying "what is wrong with you all"

hoseok: dance covers/trends

namjoon: booktoker

jimin: fashion creator who can style skinny jeans/day in my life content

taehyung: cursed costumes/makeup, limited audio, no caption, no explanation

jungkook: thirst trap male chef

jin: trial cancellation links on websites conveniently not working so u get charged for it

yoongi: windows 10 support ending

hoseok: google ai rhyming apple with banana by writing bapple

namjoon: belt loop getting stuck on the door handle

jimin: the ratio of hot dogs to hot dog buns being uneven

taehyung: doordasher eating half your burger

jungkook: professor waiting two weeks to respond to your email

jin: selling pictures of furniture online but saying its real furniture

yoongi: charging for studio time but giving them the wrong address

hoseok: could never scam

namjoon: nigerian prince who needs ur help

jimin: hot single in your area who wants to meet you, steals ur ssn instead

taehyung: pretends to be the IRS collecting claims through gamestop giftcards

jungkook: runs a kbbq place that fines customers for leaving leftovers

jin: instagram dms (he roleplays)

yoongi: fanfiction.net (he doesnt know that other websites exist)

hoseok: youtube audio fics

namjoon: ao3

jimin: wattpad (he loves a good romance)

taehyung: twt socmed aus

jungkook: tumblr imagines