Build Me Up, Buttercup

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

I don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up

houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away...

running a fool’s errand y’all need anything?

July is about internal peace

This was the worst month of my life

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

I can’t

He said half an hour not 2 minutes.

*me lying to men* oh wow that’s so interesting

so you just make an effort? and then it pays off?