Jily Trash:)

So, we all agree that Sirius catched feelings first, right?

In 5th year, walking around King's cross

In his way to the Hogwarts' express, in platform 9¾

He was chilling, waiting for James, probably

and Remus suddenly Appeared

And damn

He had a glow up that summer

Oh god

He was hella hot

Tall

And suddenly SO DAMN HANDSOME

In Sirius pov, of course

He was still a nerd in a baggy sweater for everyone else though.

Sirius mind went: fuck fuck fuck fuck

Like for 5 minutes straight

Until James arrived

Then he forgot about it

Until that night, in the dorms

Remus was sleeping in the bed next to his bed

And he looked so cute and badass at the time

full of freckles and scars

Oh Merlin

And at the end of that year, Monny started catching feelings too

But he took a lot of time to accept it

Bc he thought it was impossible to date Sirius Black

I mean

He was so cool, a Black, the god of flirting, really popular and he snogged some girls while ago too

So the love was kind of platonic

Until Sirius, in the middle of 6th year, decided to make the first step

He asked Remus on a date

And He said yes, of course

So then they had the date

Then, they went to the whomping willow

And kissed

And

What can i say? They had already accumulated so much sexual tension, for years

And so they started dating

And THERE WAS NO WAR, SO THEY GOT MARRIED AND RAISED HARRY WITH JAMES AND LILY

Hunchback of Notre Dame has lust, murder, child abuse, racism, and catholic guilt… and wacky talking gargoyles!

Lion King has parental murder, childhood trauma and deep-set guilt, nazi symbolism, and a villain that gets eaten alive at the end… and a walking talking fart joke and a crossdressing meerkat!!

Brother Bear has more childhood trauma and deep-set guilt, suicidal ideology, and a main character who killed the other main character’s mother… and goofy comedy double act Canadian moose!!!

“I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.”

I finally drew the gang!!! I love them so much

1. Snape was NOT sexually assaulted. Unless you want to admit that Lupin was also “sexually assaulted” various times along with other Hogwarts students. At which point, I’ll remind you that it’s canon that Snape invented Levicorpus. Which then we can conclude that since Snape invented the spell, who else would use it on Lupin, someone he hates? We can also conclude that it’s poetic justice for James to use the spell on Snape after he invented it at school, knowing what it did

2. Snape was NOT a victim. In the books it’s mentioned that he never lost a chance to hex James. You’ve all painted this pathetic image in your minds of a poor, ugly boy who was picked on. He was just as complicit as James. I admit James was a bully. But he was never racist nor a death eater. Someone mentioned that this can’t be trusted because it’s said by Sirius and he was a bully so it’s bias. I don’t know about you, but I’d believe the word of a man who brave and true to himself over the word of a man that thrives on lying and deceit

3. Snape is a racist. He joined the death eaters. He had no issues about the murder of an infant until he found out that Lily would be killed as well. But then a delusional Snape stan would point out “oh but he reprimanded a portrait for saying a word”. Ok and? Do you know how many people that I’ve seen post about black lives matter and tell other white people not to say the n word, but then turn around and support Trump or wave a confederate flag? Telling a portrait to not say word doesn’t prove anything especially when his actions scream the opposite. And to see all of you glorify an actual racist is a slap in the face to people of color.

4. Yes I know the marauders aren’t innoncent. I know that James bullied other students. He still wasn’t racist or joined the death eaters and devoted his life to fighting against wizard nazi’s. Yes I know Sirius almost killed Snape. Yes that’s terrible in some form. He also didn’t join the racists and fought wizard Nazi’s. He spent 12 years of his life in a torture prison for a crime he didn’t commit. He’s more than payed for the whomping willow incident. Yes I know Remus put the lives of his fellow students and future students in risk by going out on the full moon. But please remember, he already tears his body up monthly by being locked in. By going out with his animagus companions to hold him back, it prevents him extreme pain and dark scars. It brings relief to an illness that brings him torturous pain and prevents him from being successful, despite being extremely smart. No one was ever hurt and the golden trio forgave him so I don’t know why that keeps being brought up. Yes I know he tried to abandon his pregnant wife in deathly hallows. He was a first time father and terrified of what his illness would bring. He felt bad for roping Tonks into his life. He had a momentary lapse of judgment during his panic. But he went back and sacrificed his son growing up with a father to fight the wizard Nazi’s Snape joined.

5. Snape is responsible for the death of Lily and James. Snape kept goading and mocking Sirius whilst Sirius was trapped in his abusive childhood home with an elf that continually reminded him of his past. Snape tried to expose Lupin, knowing it would cost him his job and life. Snape terrified Neville to the point that he was his boggart (Neville remembers his parents being tortured with the cruciatus curse by Bellatrix but that didn’t scare him as much as Snape). Snape bullied Hermione and Ron constantly. He body shamed Hermione to the point that she had to physically alter her appearance. Snape constantly reminded Harry of his dead father and godfather. What type of psycho does that to a child? Snape physically assaulted Harry in OOTP.

Padfoot thinks it’s a great idea.

Prongs says he can make it the best idea.

Moony thinks it may not be as good an idea as Padfoot thinks.

Senator: *starts insulting someone Anakin loves*

Padme: Really, Ahsoka, I don’t see why you’re so eager for a dull bodyguard assingment with Anak—uh, Senetor Skywalker.

Ahsoka: The last time we were supposed to have a “dull assignment” with Skywalker he called Grievous “dooku’s punk clanker bitch” and blew up half his fleet.

Padme: I’m aware. I’m the one who had to duel Grievous while you held Skywalker back.