a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

Is it just me or does the fact that Klaus stayed up all night burying twelve witches for Caroline make you you want to drown in feels?