incorrect kpop quotes

Hansol: Do you consider me your boyfriend? Seungkwan: Yes!? What else would I consider you? Hansol: I don’t know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against Seungcheol? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless.

Seungkwan: Cheol, can you do me a favour? Seungcheol: I would literally die for you but go on.

[In the SVT group chat] Seungkwan, texting: vampires are like "UWU I want to suck your blood but only if you let me" Seungkwan: THAT WASN'T FOR THIS CHAT! Jeonghan: Too late.

Changkyun: Just try to be nice, Won. Jooheon’s not like us... He has feelings. Hyungwon: Hm, are you positive this is the man for you? Changkyun: That is exactly the type of thing I don't want you to say in front of him.

Seungcheol: So when do you usually go to sleep? Seungkwan, on his 7th cup of coffee: Whenever I collapse next is purely up to the gods.

Seokmin ; How messed up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors? Soonyoung ; Depends. Seungkwan ; Seungkwan ; ON WHAT?!

Seungcheol ; Why are you two always out during rainstorms Seungkwan ; It’s so peaceful and refreshing. I love the smell of fresh rainfall. Soonyoung ; Jihoon bet me 12 dollars I couldn’t get struck by lightning and he’s WRONG.

Seungkwan ; Whoa. Jeonghan ; What? Seungkwan ; You’re O negative. You’re a universal donor. You could give your blood to anybody. Jeonghan ; Or nobody, you fucking vampire.

Jihoon ; Pass me the salt Soonyoung ; What’s the magic word? Jihoon ; Or else. Soonyoung ; Technically, that’s two words, but point taken.

Seungcheol ; My dearest Hansol, my favorite human! My most knowledgeable friend! My- Hansol ; What meme do you want me to explain this time?