THE D STANDS FOR DEEZ NUTS

Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

The hatemail game on this website is insane

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

I love having absolutely no order to all my liked songs and just having them all in the same playlist because one second I'll have a choir of demons screaming in my ear about virgin sacrifices and eating the eyes of god and then it's immediately followed up with 'girls just wanna have fun'

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

World Heritage Post