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I am deceased

via reddit

“You had better check. Make certain the box’s contents match what’s on the label.”

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I know it’s old, but can’t we just give this episode a little Oscar?

the purest tweet

Reality: Because Melania and Barron Trump will remain in Manhattan and Donald Trump himself will be staying at Trump Tower as much as possible during his presidency, one floor of Trump Tower may be converted into a round-the-clock command post for the Secret Service. This safety precaution will cost the government roughly $1.5 million per year and the money will be pocketed by Donald Trump’s own company. 

need me one like that