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Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

my contribution for an upcoming deltarune in toronto zine! (ft. nirvana the band the show (the movie) reference) :3

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who weren’t throwing enough 3D roses.

Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshi’s turn to speak.

He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audience… and shook his head.

“I can see not all of you are eating properly.”

The crowd murmured with embarrassment.

“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.

“The food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sun’s rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.

“Eat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.”

Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. “Is he really like that?” somebody said. “I only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.”

--

Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.

“Y-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I don’t know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, but… YOU thought I did good, didn’t you, Kris?”

Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.

“You did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that we’ve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if she’s a dinosaur or --”

THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laios’s head.

“LAIOS?? Weren’t we dressed up to help SENSHI???” Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.

Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.

“Hey, WAIT a second. SOMETHING’s not right here...”

Laios and Marcille held their breath.

“Where the heck are my POINTS!?”

Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.

Everyone turned to him.

Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.

“CHILCHUCK!!!” yelled Tenna.

“How come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?” yelled Marcille at the same time.

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Have my low quality, poorly drawn, rushed TVSlop. Vote Tenna I'm going marbles. Image quality sucks too but oh well

https://archiveofourown.org/works/88612701

Look at that charming fella. In Toby Fox’s own words, he is a giant, handsome apron-wearing older husband, and he’s hosted a lot of cooking shows. So you know he would absolutely bake you butterscotch-cinnamon pies while wearing a cute pink apron!

Still not convinced? Well that’s not all! He also looks good in EVERYTHING! Including dresses!

Look at him! Isn’t he beautiful? Don’t you just wanna vote for him???

Finally, let’s not forget his tragic backstory! Being separated by a powerful entity from a certain spammy mailman, who was the love of his life, then being unplugged and left alone for years by the people he considered his family, even when they had no idea he exists. Plus, he watched his family go through a divorce. Not to mention him literally being fated to die by the prophecy in the game! I think after all the things he’s been through, he really deserves to have this win!

So please consider voting for Tenna!

(please consider voting for him, I worked very hard on this drawing)

Some reasons to vote for Tenna:

He made a huge cultural impact online, spawning many AU's, fanfiction, fanart, ASMR Videos, a dating sim fangame and much more! People are feral for this TV!

He's middle aged, past his prime and terrified of becoming obsolete (so we must show him that he's loved!)

He's bad with modern technology and doesn't even know what an e-mail is

He is a deeply flawed, relatable comfort character for many

He'd be the FIRST object head to win the contest!

He is canonically queer

He canonically whines when he's asking for a walk

He introduced a lot of people to wireplay and contributed a lot to the entire robo smut genre (a lot of new tags exist solely because of him)

He is around 15 feet tall and can shrink to the size of an ant ("Tall enough to be a giant, handsome, apron- wearing older husband, and small enough so he can be like a glooby, cute pet that can be kept in a cage.")

He was originally supposed to look more like an Ant and had four arms in his early concept drawings

He'd do ANYTHING to entertain you and is desperate for validation

He has abandonment issues and deeply misses his ex who also happens to be a tumblr sexyman

He's emotionally unstable and has rapid moodswings

He would definetly cry and be depressed for weeks if he lost the contest

He's a single dad who loves his daughter

He is traumatized and just wants to be loved

Vote for Tenna here if you love TV!