ᴡʜᴇᴇᴘᴜᴘ.ᴄᴏ

❛ Adios, shitlords! ❜

❛ Kill my ass. ❜ 

❛ Just fucking throw it. ❜ 

❛ Oooh, that booty. ❜ 

❛ I thought you were gonna say heterosexual. ❜ 

❛ What the fuck kind of word is that? ❜ 

❛ Bring your bed downstairs. ❜ 

❛ You don’t control me. ❜ 

❛ Who do I have to show my boobs to to get this? ❜ 

❛ Don’t show your boobs to anyone. ❜ 

❛ They were gonna burn them alive! What the fuck? ❜ 

❛ A lot of shady ass shit is going on. ❜ 

❛ Are you trying to do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge? ❜ 

❛ It’s gonna be your fault and I’m gonna have to kill you. ❜ 

❛ Bitch, there’s no fucking government. Shut the fuck up. ❜ 

❛ Get your own damn soda, bitch. ❜ 

❛ I fucking hate kids. ❜ 

❛ Did a cat just die or did you just yawn? ❜ 

❛ I’m gonna give her eternal life. ❜ 

❛ I feel concerned for that guy in the water. He might just end up drowning. ❜ 

❛ Just because two girls are banging doesn’t mean it’s good porn. ❜ 

❛ I have to put pants on, god damn it. ❜ 

❛ I just want her to fuck me up. ❜ 

❛ Is my dead husband’s wedding ring worth nothing to you people? ❜ 

❛ This is probably cubic zirconia. ❜ 

❛ I knew that pussy was too good. ❜ 

❛ There is no god. ❜ 

❛ Kick your computer in the dick. ❜ 

❛ Nipple tattoos. New fad. ❜ 

❛ What’s in my boobs? ❜ 

❛ Too many sexuals. ❜ 

❛ I don’t keep track of my pizza consumption. ❜ 

❛ I swear to god, I roll my eyes every 15 seconds. Soon they’re just going to roll right out of my fucking head and into the abyss. ❜ 

❛ If everyone in this show wasn’t so hot I wouldn’t be watching it. ❜ 

❛ I believe in your daddy kink. ❜ 

❛ I lost my period! ❜ 

❛ My poor spine. ❜ 

❛ Shit shit shit! I forgot the walnuts! ❜ 

❛ I can’t let any of these squids in! ❜ 

❛ Go pet that dog. Follow your dreams. ❜ 

❛ Holy balls, Batman. ❜ 

❛ Pizza made me have a religious experience. ❜ 

❛ Sleep has failed me. I feel so betrayed. ❜ 

❛ Oh, sure. Just come in my house and eat all of my pizza. ❜ 

❛ You look like a bumblebee with red lipstick. ❜ 

❛ These are some crunchy ass pretzels. ❜ 

❛ French hookers. Gotta love ‘em. ❜

“You are an asshole, but I love you anyways.”

“What are you even doing?”

“What is your function dysfunction?”

“Stop backing your butt up on me!”

“Did you come over here just to bite me?”

“How would you like it if I bit you back?!”

“You are too heavy to lay on my thighs, you leave bruises.”

“It’s gonna get yo giblets!”

“Wh-Where the hell did you even get that?”

“…. Wasn’t that in my room?”

“Why are you such a butt?!”

“My chest is not a place for you to lay.”

“Must you?”

“Quit knocking things in the floor!”

“If you weren’t cute, I’d kill you.”

“My ass is not your seat.”

“Why must you lay on my back?”

“How is that comfortable?!”

“You’re too faaaat, get oofff.”

“Warm my lap.”

“Give me yo love.”

“Thank you for licking me, really appreciate it.”

“Youz a poof-a-poof.”

“I feel like I loose my grammar when you jump up here.”

“I just got you off the counter, why are you back up here?”

“Pffff, you look sexy laying like that.”

“My boobs aren’t your pillow.”

                                  CLC’s vocalist, multilingual & 1/3 of the 96liner line. 

                     SOLO ARTIST WHOSE FAME IS RISING                      BUT IS CLOUDED BY HIS BAD HABITS

Chou Tzuyu - 1/9 of TWICE. Giant maknae, snack enthusiast and resident baby deer.

【 ❖ ▪ ▪ ▪ MAY 2016 ACTIVITY CHECK! 】                  

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“It’s midnight, where the hell were you?!”

“Stop keeping your phone in silent, you got me worried!”

“Blood? Are you bleeding?”

“I don’t like the idea of you walking down the streets all alone.”

“I thought I would never see you again…”

“We should get you to hospital.”

“Where did all those bruises came from?”

“I have the right to be worried!”

“Have you been drinking? You look terrible.”

“Sleep at my place tonight.”

“I don’t feel safe letting you be alone when you’re in that shape.”

“Please talk to me about it.”

“Let me take care of you.”

“You need to rest now. Don’t move.”

“How many times have I told you to not go there?”

“You could’ve died, you know…”

“I don’t care if you don’t want my help, I’ll do it anyways.”

“You really need to stop drinking. I’m serious.”

“This time you got yourself into a hospital. I think that’s a sign.”

“Are you sure you’re okay?”

“You need to stop doing stupid shit like that or you will get yourself killed.”

“I’m your friend, of course I care!”

“You know I’m always here for you, right?”

“You’re not okay.”

“I’m just trying to help you.”

“Let me clean your wounds…”