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Uh— yea. Sorry if I pushed a button or something. Didn't know it was that bad.

Um, it's okay. Just a touchy subject for me.

So, you like to surf and ride? That's kinda absurd. 

Well things change, I don't ride anymore and I probably won't ever will. Can we not talk about this anymore? Sorry...

You have? Oh shit. There's only one other surfer I know that's rode one and that's Eric. Did ya' like it?

I loved it...

I think riding is very relaxing. I think you should try it sometime.

Can I tell you a secret? Um, i'm just gonna do it anyway. I've have done it uhm-- before. 

Oh—  no, no. I'm fine. Thanks for the offer though. I don't do the whole water thing.

Why not? It's very relaxing if you think about it.

No, it must be your imagination.

Do you think I died and saw them in Merheaven?

You'd do that? That's wicked!

Yeah! I'll let you borrow one too if you want?

  If only I was a little bit nicer, I'd buy it for them.

It's okay, i'll just let them borrow one of mine. 

Obviously they didn't like it too much. I guess I did them a favor.

Not really a favor, it's gonna be a pain to save up money for a new one. 

When have you seen merchicks? I’m starting to realize that you might be joking around with me.

One time I fell off my board on this really big wave and i've seen it. They're real, i'm telling ya'.

Would you believe me if I said I didn't mean to do it? 

I believe you, it wasn't very smart for someone to leave it on the ground, and that's coming from me. 

I'm pretty sure I accidentally ran over someone's surfboard. Whoever it is, I'm sorry?

It wasn't mine, but that was quite mean. 

You’re so gullible, it’s cute sometimes really. It’s mermaids, not real for the hundredth time.

I'm telling you, merchicks are real. I've seen it. 

Roman, it’s all fake and just for entertainment.

It was on that animal channel though! Why would they want to trick me?