fuck it up

When u look so bad a homie comes in just to roast you

IM DYING

if i heard this without any information i would have no idea it was from teen titans

season 37 criminal minds

drunk girls that can’t stop outpouring compliments and affection to the people around them are literally too high quality for this world

like literally can u believe that women are so pure that when they are uninhibited and they can’t logically filter their actions all their brains can think to do is try to make friends w/ ppl and tell them they’re pretty

The main reason y'all are single is because you keep inventing arcane categories of girlfriends somebody’s always logging in and making a post like “where’s my protestant emo gf who loves dove-hunting and manual labor!!” like either move to Minnesota and find her or take it down a notch

The government is trying to evict her after shutting down her free museum to showcase her work because she refuses their demands she tell her secret.

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

they look like a couple that defied all odds to be together.

No disrespect but why parents be talking about how they did xyz for you when you was a kid to make you feel guilty they be like “Well i fed you and changed you” and im just like is that not what parents are supposed to do