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Yaretzi shook her head anything that she needed was something that no human on earth could give her. “No I’m alright. How are you doing? Do you need anything?” She said looking at him.

“i need my best friend to wake up but that’s nothing you can do so i’m alright i guess,” he said with a shrug. “she doesn’t deserve this, none of them deserved this.”

“no seriously there really is a ninetails on your shoulder and it has an insanely high cp for my level and i really want it so sorry for the staring but i gotta have it. i gotta catch them all so i can be the very best that no one ever was.”

Yaretzi had just gotten back to the house from the hospital. Her eyes were red and puffy from crying and lack of sleep. She took a shower and changed before heading into the kitchen starting to cook. She was just going through the motions at this point and her mind was everywhere she was so wrapped up in her head that she didn’t even hear the person speaking to her. “What?” She said softly.

“i just asked if you needed anything,”

“wait, he didn’t even watch lion king?” she asked, actually shocked.

“never watched a single disney movie in his life.”

“I don’t understand how someone hasn’t seen at least one Disney movie. They’re violent? Okay a couple are pretty violent but please explain to me how Toy Story is going to scar a child more than WWE will.”

“i don’t get it either. i mean yeah we all watched mufassa die ad like it killed us all but like that shit ain’t ever destroy any kids mind. i mean you literally see blood in wwe and see worse shit then you ever will in a disney movie.”

“well in the society we live in, guys don’t usually grow up watching disney movies, it’s just how it is,” she said with a shrug.

“nah fam damn near anyone growing up in the 90s grew up on movies like the lion kings, toy story, aladdin, hercules, etc seeing as there was so many male centered movies as well as princess movies for both boys and girls.”

“he has spicy ass food on that show, the type to make you cry, that is not good,” she pointed out. “you know who’d love to kiss your ass? the furries,” she said with a laugh.

“just because it is so hot it causes pain doesn’t mean that it isn’t good. it could still taste amazing.” he stated. “i hate you.” he groaned.

“I’m sure someone around here would know how to make one. Can’t be that hard to do, anyways.”

“i think my wife’s best friend is a good baker. i can’t bake for shit.”

“but is the burger even good? ‘cause what’s the point if it’s just a big shitty burger,” she said as she grabbed her keys and purse. aulani began to laugh when she saw his expression change. “don’t deny your true love, deshawn.”

“lani the burger was on man vs food. what has been on that show and haven’t been good? nothing, nothing has not been good on that show.” he shrugged. he rolled his eyes. “i swear to god you can kiss my entire ass. my true love is the stage, not weird and creepy costumed furry freaks.”

“okay well i definitely would not order that burger. i am a tiny girl, that would destroy me,” she chuckled. “so, you still having nightmares about the furries?”

“maybe but like i mean if you’re going to go out you might as go out with a bang and a foodgasm am i right?” he joked before pouting and groaning. “lani you said you’d never bring that up again!”

“then food we shall get. i could use the type of food that there’s a chance you’d get a heart attack. like a fatty fatty burger,” she chuckled.

“too bad we aren’t in atlanta cause they have this place i say on man versus food that sells a burger called the triple bipass burger and it looks like something you’d have either have a heart attacks from or have to take the biggest shit of your life afterwards.”

“who ever thought being a father to a newborn and recording an album would be so time consuming? …well probably a lot of people, but i’m here to confirm it,” he flashed a cheeky smile.

“have i told you how much of a fucking idiot you are lately? because you are and i really hope declan doesn’t inherit that trait.”

“It is. It’s honestly the only fucking way I really want to eat it. I could polish off a while one of those things by myself, no problem.”

“i need to find a place that sells apple pie like this asap cause now i’m hungry as fuck.”