Lachowski

What? Are you not enjoying my word salad? Not really, just laying on top of my luggage because I’m too lazy to unpack.

I mean, salads are okay, but they're not the best. Huh, that's something I haven't heard yet.

Hehe, thanks Lechuga, you’re great. I’m pretty good, you?

And you call me weird. A bit jet lagged, but aside from that I'm good. So up to anything interesting?

Cause you loveeeeeee me.

You're so weird....Like abnormally weird. Not sure how I feel about that.

Hush. But I like it, can I pleeeease? Well the past hour I’ve been here has been great, really.

Ugh, sure, but only you can call me that. You're luck you're who you are, because I wouldn't let Zac call me that. Good. So how're you?

Hehe, I mean I could’ve shot you.

You're a little shit. Why am I friends with you?

This house is just filled with complimenters. Eh, I’m gonna call you Lechuga which is lettuce in spanish. Likewise. Thanks, I have a feeling I’m gonna enjoy myself here.

It can't be helped because you're a person worthy of compliments. Wait, no. Don't call me that, I do not resemble lettuce. You are? That's good to hear, I'd hate to hear that you're not feeling unwelcomed.

Duh, of course it’s good. God! You’re that hot model with a complicated last name! Hi.

Heh. I think the only hot model right now is you. Not gonna' lie. But it's Lachowski, not that complicated, hermosa. Hello, honestly, huge fan. Welcome to the house.

Okay, I throw a fern and you do that. Why the hell do I trust you?

You’re so weird it physically pains me.

But nothing I said in that sentence was weird. It pains you in a good way though, right?

Francosci!