The Jesus Of Today

Hey, I am Jesus Christ, I am a normal poor Jewish man from the middle east. I am also a socialist and love marijuana and other narcotics. Also as you can see from my indulging of prostitutes (Marry Magdalene) while still being married, I do believe in free choice and contraceptives. I am not free of sin, but I do have a good word to spread as a prophet of my Jewish faith. (For all of that feel offended by this know I am only acting as Jesus really would today, not as Christians act today.)