🎃 Everyday Is Halloween 🎃

my account is rated G for girls, gays and goths

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

What is gay privilege?

better sex

No accidental kids.

Date someone your size and double your wardrobe.

Being able to listen to really good music together because of automatic good taste.

Not being straight.

Best quality: his wiggles!

Hey God???? Can we get some more of these???? Thanks

Hey, humans? Can you like, stop polluting the earth and destroying natural habitats of rare, awesome creatures like this so everybody can enjoy them more?

I’m every one in this

i hope his wife divorces him

Direct. Action.

God this gives me so much pussy energy. The way he keeps walking because he “knows” there will be no consequences… except when there are and she slams his bitch ass straight in that chair. Like he must be so shocked