saturn juggler

Hey, as long as you’re having fun? That’s all that matters. … Just out of curiosity, do you have a keyboard that naturally types like this, or. Genuinely curious.

Also if I don’t put at least thirteen ‘like’ in a single line of words I ain’t happy. Also wow this is surprisingly encouraging. Jesus christ, you’re a sweetheart.

wOuLd DiSpLaY nO sInCeRiTy SuCh WaY. :o(

Well, technically no. But, you know, blogging is supposed to be fun, and imagining you, like, super focusing on a reply, but if you’re chill with that it’s cool. Trained fingers, brother. You go have all the fun.

hElL tO tHe FuCkInG yEaH, yO. fUn Is WhErE iT's At, TyPiNg WhImSiEs SpEaK iNtO a GoOd ClOwN's PuShEr. AiN't FeEl GoOd No OtHeR dIfFeReNt WaYs.

Oh, yeah, quirks are a thing. Usually since I don’t have one I just imagine you all super focused typing lower then upper case and I feel bad.

I want to say something smarter but I feel in pain for you typing from your phone this way.

That cant be good.

yEsTeRnIgHt HaD a ClOwN sNoOzInG oUt NeAr ThE sHoRe AnD cRaCkInG oPeN hIs OwN pEePeRs To AlMoSt SuNlIgHt AnD dAyWaLkErS’ gArGlEs. ShIt WaS sCaRy As AlL tItS bUt He’S bAcK tO hIs MoThErFuCkInG fEeT lIkE a ChAmP.

Heh. Well… its not like candy isnt accessible all year round. So best of luck to you in your dietary crusade. Did i ask what your favourite was yet??? I think every time i talk to you i hanker for sweets. We really need to step away from this or else im going to wind up with cavities.

Howve you been? I think our conversation lulls between days and you dont seem to frequent much on here which is alright! But it makes it hard to know whats up with the whats up. I didnt expect myself to to be honest but i hope youre alright. 

Y'kNoW tHoSe ThAt GoT a StReTcHy CaRaMeL fIlLiNg ItS cHoCoLaTe ShElL aNd Is AlL cRuNcHy AnD sUgArY oN tHe TaStE bUdS? tHeY tHe BiG bOsSeS mAkInG tHiS hErE mAw WaTeRy JuSt FrOm MiNd CrAfTiNg ThE sCeNe. 

HoW wAs ThAt AdViCe GoInG, hOmIe? BrUsH yOuR gOdDaMn TeEtH tOo!

dAmN, sHiT hAs Me SpLaTtErInG mY oWn PaN aLl OvEr ThE dAmN pLaCe ThAt AiN't No OtHeR wHeRe ClOsE tO tHe HuSkToP No MoRe, SoRrY. hAhAhAh. FiGuRe NoW tHaT tHe PaLeMaTe GoT hIs FoOl SeLf FlUsHeD fOr AnOtHeR bRoThEr ThAt ThE tImE fRaCtIoNeD bEtWeEn Us GeTs SpEnT oVeR mOtHeRfUcKiNg HeRe. :oD

aLl'S dAnDy AnD gOiNg, MoStEsT jOyOuS oF nIgHtS gOnE bY wItH aPpReCiAtIoN oVeR tHeM fRoM tHiS sIdE oF tHe MuLtIvErSe.

Whew! Pretty much anything. Id eat a bag of frozen peas if let loose without restraint. But generally anything left out on the counter. Even when i know its going to taste like pure garbage i still have to attempt it.

Hows your stash holding up? Still ploughing through it or have you consumed all your confections? 

DuDe, ThE cRuNcHy NoIsE tHeY bE lEtTiNg On WhEn YoUr ChOmPeRs Do ThE tHiNg Is MoThErFuCkIn BiTcHiN. yOu HaViNg A cLoWn FeEl YoU iN tHeSe AnTiCs, TeLl YoU tHaT.

sOmEtImEs, MoThErFuCkEr SoMe MoThErFuCkInG tImEs YoU jUsT gOtTa, Y'kNoW, yOu JuSt GoTtA sTuFf YoUr MaW aNd MoVe ThE mOtHeRfUcK oN.