nothing but thy jester

Dex Headcanons (but I'm high again)

Hates bubble gum

Used to kinda like math but had a horrible teacher in 10th grade made him hate the subject

Dex still wishes death upon him to this day

#dexisavirginbeliever

FBI Dex used to enjoy watching kids on the playground, he just liked seeing that childhood wonder

Idk about him fully posted up at a bench and straight up watching, he would probably be reading something

He got looks from a multiple parents either way

10th grade 2nd period chemistry housed the crash out of the year (10th grade was rough for my boy)

Buck Cashman Headcanons (but I was slightly high at the function while writing them)

Pepsi > Cola

He doesn't listen to music that much womp womp but when he does he's a beatles guy but I also think he likes a couple metal songs but not a a fan of any bands

Trident spearmint munch munch

DISPISES orange soda like genuinely he wishes death upon people who drink it lol

His favorite color is either burgundy or like dark purple probably

"Glory Box" by Portishead plays when he walks into a room