Mostly Nonsense

Misty/Colleen 4ever. (Psst, Misty, Colleen’s not white and you know that.)

Lol x 4ever at Misty and Colleen being like “Calm down, Luke, we got this.” (Spoiler: they do got this.)

Peak Danny tbh.

Okay, the constant refrain that Danny’s fist becomes “like unto a thing of iron” is super dumb but honestly, the callback of it here (this is a dream sequence, the real Danny wouldn’t be such an ass) justifies a whole decade of using it straight.

*clutches heart*

What a New Yorker.

Me: “O MY HEART! Why is this dialogue hitting me so hard? ...Oh, because there’s an almost identical scene at the climax of Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation, right.”

I’m pretty sure Frank thinks they’re flirting. HE DOESN’T WANT TO GO TO PROM WITH YOU, FRANK.

Matt perched in the rumble seat like a pair of skis makes me laugh so hard.

And Carol! Everyone comes to Foggy for lawyerin’.

I’m not sure why Tony doesn’t have an entire legal team, but I am sure that the like 2 or 3 cases Foggy handled for him are the only reason he never winds up sleeping in the dumpster next to Matt when N&M inevitably folds because Stilt-Man demolished it. That and patenting stuff for Reed.

*pounds fist on the table* I DEMAND FOGGY AS SANTA ON THE SHOW. And literally anyone wearing that pink outfit of Heather’s. My vote goes to Frank, but I’m not picky.

Just gals being pals.

Womp womp.

(Reed’s “oh crap” face in the last panel is great.)

WHAT A CUTE FOGGY. Anyway I would like some Defenders show to recreate this scene, I don’t care which one. Carrie-Anne Moss puffing on a stogie through some random contract negotiation conversation with the Fantastic Four would be amazing.

CALL HIM KID ALL THE TIME MATT