I think that for every episode of bake off that has a foreign country as a theme there should be a special third judge that is just a grandma of that nationality and they should be equipped with an air horn they can toot in paul hollywoodβs smug face whenever he confidently says something completely incorrect about a bakeβs construction, flavour, texture, etc etc
I don't think this goes far enough. I think we should give the grandmas guns.
Cc: @symptomoflove !!!
























