JessiLou777

Accurate

I’m re-blogging this because everyone needs to see it!

I like to think that Rita Skeeter totally lost whatever renown she had after the war and so Harry and Ginny and the others like to pick up her stories for fun without worrying about the effect it’ll have on their image? Like Harry just idly turns a page every morning and goes, “Oh, we’re getting a divorce.” And Ginny yawns as she fetches two coffee mugs and says, “Is it because I’m snogging Neville?” “No,” says Harry, “it’s because I’m snogging Neville.” And Ginny slams down her mug and says, “Goddamnit, Harry, let me have my affair in peace, would you?”

They have this sort of conversation in public, sometimes. Especially in places (the Leaky Cauldron, the Three Broomsticks, etc) where they know that it’ll get back to Skeeter.

Please tell me that the cursed child was just another bullshit story that the kids fed to her.

New head-canon: Rita Skeeter wrote The Cursed Child.

I’ve been ignoring this post in my notifs for ages but this is now the only explanation for the Cursed Child that I will accept.

*Rita Skeeter wrote The Cursed Child pass it on*

I’m still only getting coffee commercials...I don’t even drink coffee!! >:(

harry potter au where voldemort was so happy that he was teaching dada on the back of quirrel’s head that they just. stop trying to kill harry and settle down

Quirrell and Voldy 5ever

At least the One Ring isn’t involved yet....then we’re all doomed.

#INNERBOOB 2K17

me and plankton from spongebob had a child together. i went to the Chum Bucket to visit him. Karen knew. i brought plankton a nice homemade lunch for work, his favorite foods tucked inside. when i left, plankton was kind of angry, asking his wife how i knew so much about him. karen replied “she even knows your BB cream shade” and rolled away.