Life's a bitch.

Sometimes “I’m not available” means “I’m not mentally/emotionally available” instead of “I’m not physically available” which is ok! Both of those are equally important.

[tweet from Kyle @KylePlantEmoji: Tired of explaining that “I don’t have the time” doesn’t mean “literally every second of my schedule is accounted for”, but rather “I’m giving as much of myself as I’m currently able to give”

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

“two perpetually smiling emeralds on plush silver :3”

That cat steals souls. 

Do you ever blow out a fat cloud of smoke and watch the smoke dance in the air and just for a moment you're not thinking about what's troubling you?

This is one of my favorite things in life tbh.

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how am i sensitive and a bitch at the same time

Can we as millennials and gen-z’s collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right?

2 .but chewing with your mouth open is still gross and bad. keep that locked up

Oh my fucking GOD

We don’t have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don’t trust us enough to keep ourselves alive.

God I love her.