JessicaAlbert13

Yo, my fellow slimey bloggers and my three loyal online stalkers! It’s me, the lovely, dragon and quest obsessed fangirl of your dreams, JessicaAlbert13! Been a while since I last visited Tumblr, eh? I bet you’re wondering what’s what. Allow me to ramble and you shall know all about my boring, humdrum existence.

Big change #1 - I moved out of my family home and got my own apartment. Shocking, I know. I use to joke about my father kicking me out if I didn’t go to college/job but that was just me making him look evil when in reality he is a caring old teddybear. Honestly my dad got very depressed after I left and is trying desperately to lure me back. Why did I move out? My mother and I got into an awful argument. I love my mom dearly, she’s my best friend, but I swear she loves arguing simply for the sake of arguing. We got into an awful spat back in March and she told me to leave. Lo and behold my parents’ surprise when I actually did pack my bags and land myself an apartment! It was a real learning experience. The whole ordeal helped me grow more as an adult and open my eyes to the real world. My mom and I have made up since then, and she loves my apartment! I don’t know if I’ll move back home once my lease is up; after all I have many more months to decide. I do kind of miss my parents and all the pets back home, and I could save a lot more money moving back too. But who knows? Life might throw me a roommate or a million dollars. 

Big Change # 2 - I quit working at Lonestar Gourmet Popcorn. Sigh. I’m a little sad. I really did love the store and the mall. After the original owners sold the company to the Depaz family and Kim left I never was quite happy there. Instead of hiring or training a new manager to replace Kim the Depaz’s strategy was ‘all employees manage themselves’ and that didn’t work. Without a manager to keep everyone in line everyone became lazy and complacent. I tried to keep the place running smooth but I didn’t have the training and tricks Kim had. All I could do was just try to keep the place clean and the popcorn fresh. During the summer, I became very ill, my allergies and asthma made my life miserable. I had to take two rounds of powerful antibiotics to get rid of a sinus infection. At the same time a coworker was hospitalized with kidney stones. I had to work two shifts while sick, working 12 hour days! For some reason my other coworker offered zero assistance and I became very upset with her. Then the owners confronted me and blamed me for a lack of sales! They had no sympathy for my illness or the coworker with kidney stones! I found out that the Depaz family didn’t even want the mall store. They were planning to close it as soon as the lease was up! I put in my notice and quit. The whole ordeal made me quite depressed. Currently I’m back to walking dogs for grocery money. Luckily I have enough saved up to pay my bills for a while. My great Aunt says she might have a job for me but she says I should wait until next year... Don’t know whether to be excited or fear becoming my Aunt’s official sponge bath aide... 

Big Change # 3 - My brother and his wife got a divorce and that idiot landed himself back in prison. I had really hoped Zac’s marriage to April had changed him, but I guess a felon can’t change his stripes. I wanted my brother to have a good, normal life! Get married, get a job, give me a niece or nephew! But it was never to be. Fortunately Mom and I keep in touch with April. It’s sorta sad I can’t think of her as a sister anymore, but I’m happy we’re still friends. I really love April. We’re a lot alike. It’s fun sharing horror stories of online dating with her. 

Aaaaaaand that’s about it really. Zac and April’s break-up shook the whole family. For weeks I had this fear that Zac would get out of prison, find my new place, and steal all my possessions and money. From what I could find out, Zac’s gonna be locked up a long time... After what he put April through I hope he rots in prison for life! 

So that’s all folks! Oh. Wait, wait, wait! Forgot a little extra wrinkle I had.

Remember Joseph? He was this dude I was dating, he said he’d make me a foam prop of the Loto sword, I was trying to brainwash him into playing DQIX? That dude. I dumped him faster than an over-packed orphanage's chamber pot. Joseph was not a gentleman. I was never that physically attracted to him, but his personality, ugh, not redeemable. He told me “Girls should only be fat when they’re pregnant” when he himself was in need of a man-titty training bra. Joseph had a pregnancy fetish (or should I say has? I’m the sorta person who once I dump you, you are dead to me) and he was constantly onto me about my weight and then one day he told me I should drink soda and eat pop rocks at the same time so my stomach would swell and I’d look pregnant! I said “NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE! x’s 9000s” and avoided his flabby @$$ like the ragin’ contagion! Ugh. Just remembering him makes me a little nauseous. That preggo-humping creep never did finish my Loto sword and I gave him like five months! True I lied to him countless times and played with his emotions like they were a Playstation, but I was nice about it! Ugh! April and I agree that the world would be so much better without men like Zac and Joseph. I told April that from now on I’m only going to date fellow Dragon Questers. She told me I should try picking up dudes at a Gamestop. That’s an idea...