I Am A Wretched Human Being.

—Constance Langdon ☕️

Happy birthday, Emma Walton Hamilton! (November 27, 1962)

The first time I realized who mother was I was about 3. I was with my nanny in a department store – the movie Mary Poppins was already out – and there was a life-size cardboard cut-out of Mary Poppins on display. I pointed to it and said loudly “Look, there’s my mommy!” Some women were with their own children nearby and one of them said “Isn’t that cute? That little girl thinks that her mother is Mary Poppins!” - Emma Walton Hamilton

Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source

Why is this funny to me? I need to grow up.

Rose kept me up all night. / Oh, why? / She was afraid of the storm. / So what did you do? I told her to get the hell out of my room.