what's the reason for it all

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

Forbidden noodle

remember that michaelangelo and the rest of the artists did this stuff by hand without the power tools and managed to make cloth look see through and gave stone veins??

I was obsessed with Madeline as a child.

When I was a kid I laughed at this, but now as an adult who works in the public, I can assure you people are exactly like this.