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ジェンキンス自身は「すぐに自らの行いを懺悔した」と告白している。 彼は自らをふりかえって、 「要するに、私を脱走へ駆り立てたさまざまな理由は、若く、絶望し、見当違いをしている何千人という兵士たちが毎年逃亡するのと同じ理由だった。私は共産主義のシンパだったわけでもなければ、北朝鮮に愛着を持ったり亡命しようと意図したこともなかったのだ。言い訳をするつもりはない。軍隊から脱走したのは卑劣な罪であるし、部下を見捨てたこともリーダーとしては全く最悪の行為だった」 と記し、そのうえで説明しておきたいこととして 「私はあまりにも無知だった。一時的に身を寄せようとしていた国が、文字どおり常軌を逸した巨大な監獄であることを理解していなかった」 と述べている[12]。

特に犬、猫、小鳥、盆栽は、自分を嘲笑したり差別したりしないためか、病的なほど愛していたといい、ある時弟弟子が出羽ヶ嶽に口うるさく言われたと腹を立てて鳥かごごと小鳥を隅田川に投げ捨てた時には、死んだ小鳥を胸に、号泣したという[8]。

Developer Message A developer message which is a very strange story can be found at offsets 0x885D0-0x8906A in both versions. It was actually a message that was spread through e-mails and user blogs back in the mid-90s. It can also be found only in The Hobbit, Peter Pan: The Motion Picture Event and Around the World in 80 Days, three other Game Boy Advance games developed by Saffire. Formatting found in the ROM has been preserved. I LIKE MONKEYS I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys. I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys. I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad. I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better. I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like monkeys

READ ME by SHIFT JIS CODE Ｄ’（ディーダッシュ）開発後記 　いやーまいったまいったなんせ開発（移植）期間が１ヶ月とちょっとしかねェんだもんなー。おまけにグラフィックデータのイショッカー（移植者の意）が大馬鹿野郎のオカマのゲーム小僧のオタッカーでよォー、まったく馬鹿とは会話ができんぜッ！あのボケナスはそのうちブン殴ってやらんといかん。こいつの本名は白川真也つーんだけど自分でＭＩＮＫＹマヤ（真也だからマヤらしい、ＭＩＮＫＹは勿論オタッカーの合言葉ミンキーモモからだ）って名乗ってるんだぜ、どうだ気色悪いだろう。俺らはこいつのことをモンキーさるぞうと呼んでやっている、知能が猿並だからさッ！もちろんロリコンアニメマニアだ。服装のセンスは全くないし髪の毛は肩まであるし少女マンガしか読まねえしカマ言葉は使うしで親の顔がおがみたくなる野郎だ。佐世保のゲヱセンでオタッキーなゲーム（ワンダーモモとかアテナ、サイコソルジャーの類い）をにやにやしながらやっている奴を見かけたらそいつはおそらく白川（馬鹿）だから遠慮なく君の全力キックとラッキーパンチを入れてくれ、射殺許可も出ているぐらいだから殺ったってかまわん。できれば山吹き色の波紋疾走をおみまいしてやりたいとこだ。