4 years later, this still cracks me up~
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

oozey mess
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Misplaced Lens Cap

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One Nice Bug Per Day
Sade Olutola

shark vs the universe
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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4 years later, this still cracks me up~

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Everyone thinks I just disappeared, and I didn’t. I just went back to real life, because I had to write an album about real life, because otherwise how can you be relatable? If I wrote about being famous — that’s fucking boring.
If I wanted to just be famous, like be a celebrity, then I wouldn’t do music, because everything else I’ve been offered would probably make me more famous than I am just with my music. Commercials, being the face of brands, nail varnishes, shoes, bags, fashion lines, beauty ranges, hair products, being in movies, being the face of a car, designing watches, food ranges, buildings, airlines, book deals. I’ve been offered everything. And I don’t want to water myself down. I want to do one thing. I want to make something. I don’t want to be the face of anything.
adele is too precious for this world tbh
Miss Universe 2015 is an ELF LOL

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Q: Who would say “no” to you?
adele’s having none of the bullshit bless
Adele + her “jazz fingers”
By calling the film a “vanity project” (and O’Hehir was certainly not the only writer to use that particular phrase—see also Todd McCarthy at THR, Katie Rife at A.V. Club, and Justin Chang at Variety), critics are implying that writing, directing, starring in and producing a film are not endeavors a woman today should undertake—that to want to involve yourself that much in a project, even one that is deeply personal to you, is selfish and narcissistic. Unless, of course, your name is George Clooney. (Or Clint Eastwood, or Woody Allen, or James Franco or Ben Affleck, or Charlie Chaplin…) Just last year, Clooney co-wrote, directed, starred in and produced The Monuments Men, a cinematic disaster with a 31 percent fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. And yet, impossibly few deemed this film a vanity project. In fact, The Monuments Men met all of O’Hehir’s criteria to be an “ultimate star vanity project,” but even he failed to mention Clooney’s egotism. (Side note: I’m pretty sure if you’re not playing an historic figure, “moody” or “damaged” are your next best hopes for Oscar, but I’ll let that one slide, O’Hehir.)
“Vanidad” Muertes: El sexismo, salvajismo crítico y por el mar (a través oldfilmsflicker)
hi! just wanted to let you know that on the post you just reblogged of angelina jolie and her son at a refugee camp, her son's name is john, not shiloh. if you could change it, that would be great! thanks :)
No, I will not because that is not the truth!
January 2015 Interview:
June 19th, 2015 interview:
“Shiloh is very aware that I hold refugee families in high regard and has been asking to come on missions and meet them for many years,” Jolie Pitt tells PEOPLE. “She had heard about Hala since my last visit to Lebanon, and has been wanting to meet her and her brothers and sisters.” (x)
#STOPMISGENDERINGSHILOHJOLIEPITT2K15
Eunhae’s important lesson of the day (x)(x)

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“Lastly, you can’t have innovation without creation, so finally, I want to thank my best friend, my favorite collaborator — my wife Jessica, who’s at home watching. Honey, I can’t wait to see our greatest creation yet. Don’t worry, daddy’s headed home right now to innovate by learning how to change a poopy diaper and get my swaddle on.”
🙌🙏 💖
Angelina Jolie Wins Favorite Villain for Maleficent at The KCA

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Henry making sure Amber doesn’t make the same mistake he did (^-^;
Oh Henry...