Ask Jerky Hooves

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Hi, welcome to the crazy world featured by your maniac homeless radical host, Jerky Hooves! Let me introduce my self, my name is Jerky, and this is my moronic MIGHT BE A SISTER Derpy hooves. WHICH KICKED ME OUT OF OUR HOUSE. (Because of some really stupid argument about pastries, which she doesnt understand that CUPCAKES ARE FUCKING BETTER, people with wrong opinions, huh?) If you like lollygagging on my territory you must also like your neck twisted to the opposite way. So scoot aside LOSER. This world is so unnecessary and boring, so entertain me, people. ENTERTAIN ME I SAID.

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Agent 47….. time to repent !

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[COLLAB] with 16 amazing artists,love you guys <3

Special thx to ♥♥ @dagmell ♥♥ for the background

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Time to take care of the girls

#I'm still a legend BABYCAKES

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Dont keep me waiting! there’s so much theres left for me to do before the upcoming tumblr fallout! you, in no way in the world, authorized to prevent me from finding ways to keep myself distracted and entertained in the bunker!

Watch it, weirdo!

Enjoy your egg salad sandwich asshole

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You’re the crying Alicorn !

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??????????????????????? dude???????????????????

uh oh

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Money cant buy what being a brony takes

things are going great! real jerky times 👌👌👌👌👌

BEGONE

THOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#born a leo #die a virgo

Too much to carry

Might just collapse

haiku-oezu

can she open fan mail letters with those sharp toenails HAHA FUCK

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its A REFERENCE DERPY!!!!!!! THE GET IT’?? GET IT DERPY?? DO YOUU??

rainbowdashsmailbagthings

Today’s moral: Umm…Don’t give up on your dreams or something, I guess.

Featuring: @jerkyhooves and @ask-lola-cloudmaker‘s Night Gaze!

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Whew

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You must have noticed something different about the background?

Give applauds to @tamparties, the Myth! THE LEGEND!!!! BEHIND Rice Paddy (RIP) for helping me out polish the episode by MAKING THE BACKGROUNDS!

lucidlarceny

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Pshhhh, that's FAIR ENOUGH Go tell your friends so they could redeem and unlock thier true most radical nature, which is hanging out with me by of course, its guaranteed!

darkfiretaimatsu replied to your photoset

Really? I'm a Leo, but I always look up Scorpio's horoscope~

#darkfiretaimatsu

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