no regrets

he’ll send you those super annoying game invitations for whatever game he’s obsessed with at the time

and he’ll expect you to play with him like he’ll text you like “why haven’t you accepted my invitation yet”

and then he’ll brag about how he’s so much better at it than you

he steals food off your plate all the time like you can’t look away for a second because he’s already stuffed a mouthful of your food

you spend a good 30% of your time wondering if he even really cares about you because you text him al the time and he only replies when he wants something

and the only way you get an invitation to hang out is if you ask tae or jimin if kookie’s home and they say yes come over

but every once in a while he’ll show up at your place and bring food and just sit and talk to you for hours

and you know he cares

he gives you the best hugs but only saves them for special occasions like when you’re crying or on a holiday

he’s the best person to gout with because nothing makes you feel like the sociable one than someone who’s less willing to talk to people than you

he’s that emo kid that whenever you pass him the aux cord he bumps indi and alternative music you’ve never heard of but he somehow knows all the lyrics

he does that thing where when he’s eating chips or whatever on the couch he’ll casually hold out the bag so you can grab some but if you ask him to share he’ll tell you to stop being so greedy

he puts his mouth on random things of yours like you could be holding up your phone in one hand and he’ll pretend to bite it

or he’ll ask you to hand over the remote and he’ll take it out of your hand with his mouth

and you’re like “?????”

but that’s just who he is

teaches you his and tae’s handshake and expands it so that it’s a three way handshake