oliver

“I asked chatgpt” okay well I asked Phil Lester and he told me table cloths were invented to prevent boners

boys who stare and tilt their head. boys who pout and huff when they want attention. boys who get all fussy when they don't get a kiss every 2 seconds. boys who hide their face when they're shy. boys who love fingers in their mouth. boys who love their hair pulled.

dan really said "fuck fascists" and "tboys for the win" and "I would lose the fans in the phivorce" and "you were my first boyfriend" and "this is my therapy homework" and "shout-out to the artists and the autists" and "we need to leave something for the yaoi" and phil said "maybe don't film YouTube videos with someone the day you meet" and "my coming out video was shorter" and "I'm too fun for you to leave me" and "you've got issues, I've got less" and "we were gay the whole time" and "don't follow our example" and "it's the shared trauma"

dan and phil publicly forgiving their audience for ripping their private life apart. chronically closeted dan following that up by asking "phil do YOU forgive me for years of dealing with my bullshit?" and phil saying he doesn't need to forgive him. literally peace and love on phanet earth

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-