Irlandesa en Madrid

Let me get this straight. It’s perfectly fine that some student back in the 90s used a pocket sized time machine to take extra classes, but my suggestion of using that same device to binge watch every episode of a Netflix series at the same time is “a wasteful use for such a priceless artifact.”

I’ve been getting a lot of “Not to be a buzz kill about the blog but I read in ‘Hogwarts a History’ that muggle technology doesn’t work on school grounds" comments lately. Of course it didn’t work. They didn’t have an awesome IT guy back then!

I bet it’ll say something like, “Emily Vargo, multibillionaire CEO and the only witch in history to ride a solid gold unicorn whilst fighting a dragon in space.”

This is a reminder to all students that Hogwarts is a school and therefor no alcohol will be permitted on the grounds. If any is found while I’m running lines below the floorboards I will be forced to confiscate it and dispose of it properly… with Coke or Orange Juice, depending on what’s in the bottle.

I had to explain to a very confused wizard today that in the muggle world we’re living in an age where kids are getting iPads and adults are buying themselves coloring books.

And who said I.T. can’t promote health and wellness?