Stuff that pops into my head

Plush Embroidered Octopi

Dragon Scarves and Pins

mini paintings

Chapter 29 The Inevitable and I

I think there’s a summary in here somewhere

🚨 Caution most definitely contain spoilers 🚨

*stares into the camera in traumatized* Lets begin I guess….

Draco Malfoy has a…. nope I’m not gonna say it

“Stay Safe”

PARSLEY…

Opps sorry about that it just slipped out… moving on

Just Curious will Draco’s office be labeled Sex Cave moving forward so Narcissa doesn’t accidentally walk in on them?

Everyone needs a friend like Ginny ‘fastest way to get fucked up’ Potter

Draco said “Happy Birthday I brought you eventual flowers”

“I missed you”

…BIG COCK…. He has a big cock (I’m sorry I couldn’t hold it in anymore)

Harry Potter: “Get out of my way I have sex to interrupt”

Susan said:

On this episode of Grey’s Granger’s Anatomy

A mysterious illness stumps healers, the hospital explodes, our main protagonist suffers multiple injuries

Bubble-Heads

“Mum”

whatever you do don’t think about the fact that scorpius is somewhere out there, inconsolable, without either of his parents to comfort him

“I’ve held you once and watched you bleed, I can’t do it again” ***

*** (free 🍪 to anyone who can tell me where this quote is from without cheating)

“Hermione”

Utterchaos (in the fetal position sobbing on the floor eating the 🍪 I just promised ): is it over? Just leave me here, go on without me 😭

Happiest of Birthdays to our @inadaze22

We love you, even when you hurt us

Chapter 28 Forged in Fire

A Chaotic Summary in GIFs

🚨 Caution: contains spoilers 🚨

Live footage from Hermione’s kitchen

Do you fancy him count : 1️⃣ Harry

Kingsley to the restoration bitches: “you better check yourself before you wreck yourself”

Hermione ‘Just a few’ Granger

Hermione leaving Molly the Scorpius Malfoy care guide

Susan (my spirit animal) to Lisa

Draco: "She is a force, but a dutiful woman she is not."

Everyone else at the table: 👀 (immediately knows who he’s talking about)

Hermione (our oblivious queen): * confused*

Everyone wave bye-bye to Lisa

I too, like Lily Potter, can be convinced not to bite people if you offer me juice.

Do you fancy him count: 2️⃣ Parvati

Do you fancy him count: 3️⃣ Susan

What is the male equivalent of ‘my ovaries just exploded’ because after watching Hermione sooth Halia….(Draco’s ovaries exploded)

Do you fancy him count: 4️⃣ Ron

Noah and Allie Draco and Hermione

Hermione: “I want to be seen”

Draco: “Liar liar regency dress on fire”

He really said: “You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting”

This poor man is starving for affection

Warning ⚠️ Now entering the Splash Zone ⚠️

💦You will get wet 💦

Draco ‘Fuck it ,you’re infuriating ’ Malfoy

Draco: "I'm tired of wasting kisses on you."

Hermione: “Liar Liar, regency breeches on fire”

I hope the Zabini elves know a good upholstery cleaning spell 😳

He touched her like there was nothing between them.- uh ma’am that is because you are absolutely not wearing any knicker.

I’m just…. gonna…. leave this…. here…. SEX THRONE

Wellness Check… in the words of Rourke: “Alright who’s not dead? Sound off.”

Did your survive?

Until next time my lovelies 💜💜💜💜