Jenni91

if you’re new to the muse fandom and you’re worried about arriving late to a joke, here’s a list of topics which we’ll never stop joking about:

the stress of being asked “what genre is muse?”

the fact that nobody actually knows what genre muse is

1984

muse = just a bunch of geeks

muse fandom = also just a bunch of geeks

matt is an alien

space and aliens in general

matt’s on-and-off stage persona

matt’s before & after a new album era transformation

trying to sing along to micro cuts

“-the fuck is matt saying?”

“-the fuck is matt talking about?”

“-the fuck is matt singing?”

“-the fuck is matt wearing?”

-the fuck is dom wearing?”

chris the baby machine

matt the chicken killer

matt the farmer

matt’s laugh

matt’s sheep

poor chris

poor dom

tom kirk is evil

#soon

the apocalypse

brie = gay cheese

“sit the fuck down!”

dom’s faff bag

matt’s sock fetish

octopus

pedro

matt trying to kill dom on stage

the embarrassing ‘pwoper phase’ every muser goes through and tries, to no avail, to forget ever happened

never ask muse to mime

never believe anything tom says

never believe anything matt says

be suspicious of anything dom says

believe everything chris says