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Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone

What happened next??

Call him by the wrong name again, but a different one than you just used.

Call him by the same wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact. You’re the boss now.

Introduce yourself by his name and call him by your own name. You’re the boss now.

things to take * a nap * it easy * care

* on me

* me on

an alien

paintedtapestry THIS SCENE

#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)

Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.

Still one of my favorite things on the internet. 

get him

SLAAAAAY

Always

the most relatable moment in television history is when toby flenderson accidentally touched his crush’s leg and moved to another country