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the films on the right are all referencing shrek

THE GUY AT THE END

Don’t forget absurd back flexibility

this video just laughed at me for being out of shape.

I had a friend growing up that was from Slovakia or Ukraine, I don’t remember which. I knew him from kindergarten to 2nd grade. And since there wasn’t a large enough slavic community for this kind of dancing, he did competitive ballet. He would constantly complain that it wasn’t hard enough. Guys, its competitive ballet, one of the hardest sports you can be in as a young person. Those C-jumps the guys were doing? In american ballet or dance you usually only get your chest to where you head was. They have their bellybutton or hips where their head was. That’s fucking nuts with out running or a pre jump. This kind of dancing was constantly going on at their house. I would like to point out that’s insane. His mom and dad dance almost every day. Not as high since age. But still.

I want this on my tombstone

[ Image is a photo of a label for what is presumably a plant, that says “I am not dead. I am dormant. See you soon” ]

I love when kids shows break the fourth wall

the ropes stop them from floating