this is so much more well animated than is called for

if you see me wandering the windswept moors and highlands in nothing but a nightgown plastered to my skin with rain, wailing and wringing my hands as i stumble over the already mud-trodden hem, i ask that you do NOT approach. i will be FINE. i just need to work through some stuff & be dramatic first. please respect that.

absolutely amazing to me how Henry cavill as superman I felt not a single ounce of attraction to him but once you smack a long white wig on him and rough him up a bit and suddenly I nearly choke on an Oreo and die while watching a bath scene

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

the penalty box in hockey is such a funny concept to me. big fighty men go in the naughty cube. imprisoned for sports crimes

Go to the terrarium and think about your punching, you knife-footed ice-gremlin

what does it mean when they always come back to you

You leave the door open