you were mythtaken

TOP 10 TV SHOWS (as voted by my followers) 8. NEW GIRL (2011-2018) ↳ We’re a family. You can’t choose who you love. Sometimes they choose you. And sometimes it’s just because you got a really great deal on Craigslist. I got a really great deal on Craigslist. I got all of you.

“Deep down, fearing the Reaper is the reason why everyone’s so messed up in the head. They know the end is nigh, but there’s nothing they can do about it so it drives them nuts and they live their lives with one eye on the clock. We don’t have to do that. We can smash the clock to pieces. That is an incredible blessing.”

Time passes in moments… moments which, rushing past, define the path of a life, just as surely as they lead towards its end. How rarely do we stop to examine that path, to see the reasons why all things happen, to consider whether the path we take in life is our own making, or simply one into which we drift with eyes closed. But what if we could stop, pause to take stock of each precious moment before it passes? Might we then see the endless forks in the road that have shaped a life? And, seeing those choices, choose another path? (c)

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀsᴋᴇᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ.

These glasses allow a colour blind person to see colour. If they don’t work I get $25. If they do work… they’re gonna take a bunch of my bone marrow.

SEASON 1 OF BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

lucifer | 5.01 - really sad devil guy

“you treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol and inside wound with drinking alcohol. it’s science.”

Freaking soulmates.

buffy summers appreciation week 2020 ↳ day one: favorite quote I’m beyond tired. I’m beyond scared. I’m standing on the mouth of Hell and it’s going to swallow me whole. And it’ll choke on me. We’re not ready? THEY’RE not ready. They think we’re gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I’m done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Oh, we’ll give ‘em one. Anyone else who wants to run, do it now. ‘Cause we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on, we won’t just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them, and cut out their hearts one by one, until The First shows itself for what it really is. And I’ll kill it myself. There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil, and that’s us. Any questions?

Pawnee, first in friendship, fourth in obesity.

Tom Ellis by Mitchell Mccormack for DA MAN magazine, 2020 (outtakes)