Jellyroots

This picture of my dog is absolutely frying me why is he so

My body is a powerful machine that turns old men playing piano into old men being objectified while they play piano

Me and the Babies™

The two archetypes of dog: overly concerned man and unidentifiable creature

Fischoeder would absolutely think I’m a nerd but I feel like he’s the kind of man to listen to beetle facts if there’s boobs involved (my whole demographic)

Let babygirl play his song!