Bunker Bugsex Believer

Lied about going to bed. Who says a crush has to be human who says I can’t get turned on by Ray chens performance of waltzing Matilda

Best kind of dynamic two characters can have is when they’re close friends but sometimes jerk each other off as like bonding and it’s not sexual and it’s certainly not romantic theyre just homies helping each other out yknow they’re FRIENDS it’s not weird to get your friend off when he really needs it and maybe they both feel something about it but it’s *platonic*

I support close male friendships but only if one of them is choking and whimpering around the other one’s cock .

attackdog puppyplay where I rip your enemies to bloody pieces and then lay my head in your lap to hear ‘attaboy’ and feel fingers in my sweaty, bloody hair

More characters should jack off full of self hatred in the dead of night so they can have plausible deniability that it happened and that they want things at all #mytruth

Desire is about shame we all know this

Sex is great but have you considered hitting me as hard as you can

Computer. How to let friends know you would fuck them and their pleasure would be really important to you without seeming like the weird always horny member of the friend group that everyone kinda pushes away or sounding like you’re joking.

Computer. How to let friends know you would fuck them and their pleasure would be really important to you without seeming like the weird always horny member of the friend group that everyone kinda pushes away or sounding like you’re joking.

This could all be so useful but I need to be medicated for any of this to be worth it you know. Like “oh I had to struggle and fight against my own brain while trying to get into med school and I’ve worked my ass off and have overcome my circumstances” is only a good story if you can assure people you aren’t still fucking crazy. People only care about the fight if you win it

I rescind this I rescind this it’s worth it it has all been worth it

[guy who likes to help everyone always but is also suicidal and some sort of pervert voice] no yeah you can drink my blood. It’s fine