Reader, sweet, innocent reader lost their pet tarantula, Fred, when trying to feed it and left it's case open. They look all over for it but to no avail
Meanwhile, Ozzie and Fizz are in the living room, cuddling on the couch watching tv. When Ozzie tries to grad the remote to change the channel, he feels something hairy. Confused, he looks to find a spider half the size of his hand. Immediately, he jumps and lets out a girlish squeal and Fizz, who doesn't what's going on, is startled by sudden excitement. Ozzie clutches his chest, breathing heavily trying to calm down
Fizz, attempting to calm Ozzie down by holding his shoulders: Woah Babe, you alright?
After calming down, Ozzie start yelling at Fizz in frustration, telling him that "little prank" of his wasn't funny
Ozzie, yelling at Fizz: WHAT THE HELL FIZZ?! my heart nearly jumped out of my chest, you know I'm afraid of spiders! I've dealt with your pranks before but you've tooken way too far mister!!
Shocked and confused, Fizz clutches his hands reinsurance, telling him he wouldn't pull stuff on him like that
Fizz, clutching Ozzie's hands in reinsurance: Geez Oz, calm down, you know I wouldn't pull that sorta shiz on you. Besides, I don't own any plastic spiders
Something then clicks in Ozzie's head, he gives a look of fear, which then rubs off onto Fizz
Ozzie: Then. . . What's on the table?. .
The two look back at the table to see the tarantula climbing on top the remote, moving it's many legs
All hell breaks loose. . .
With all the screaming and commotion going on, Reader rushes into the room to find Ozzie, standing on one of the armchairs, squealing and shaking with fear. While Fizz was on top on the couch, throwing shiz that the spider, books, pillows, his limbs, anything he can get his hands on. Thankfully, Fred is a fast little guy and dodge everything Fizz threw at em
Reader, without a sense to what was going on, run in the middle of the scene and scoopes up Fred in their hands
Reader, holding Fred: Yay, you found him!
Oz and Fizz look at Reader then back at each other in total confusion. Oz steps off the chair and Fizz drops the dick-shaped pillow he was holding
Fizz, still confused: Wait wha-?
Reader: My tarantula, his name's Fred, you didn't know?
The two are a little suprise of that being their pet chose, considering they're so innocent. Fizz doesn't have much to say, other than to lecture them on being more careful
Fizz, holding Reader's shoulder: Listen babes, you gotta more careful with that little pet of yours. This's a large apartment and Fred can easily get lost again. Also, tell us stuff! Like seriously, if we didn't know Fred was yours, we could've-
But gets cuts off by Ozzie, holding a finger to his mouth
Ozzie: Just. . . Keep a close eye on Fred, ok?
Reader then runs off, happily holding Fred in their hands. And Ozzie sigh in relief, while Fizz gets his finger of his face
Fizz: We still could've killed em
Ozzie: Well they don't need to know that!
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Also the above is hilarious 💖
