The Explaining of JD Slayton

The Pug Bunch...because this is how we roll. 🤟

When I sat down...and he saw me in this purple wig, he snuggled up on my chest and held me down with the might of his tiny paws and would not let me up until he planted at least 💯 legit doggy kisses on my cheeks, my nose, my eyeballs, my chin. It's like he was literally face-palming me with all of his furry ability.

Wherever that little rascal could lick...he was even air-licking at some point. What is going on with this air-licking squirt? Once he quit kissing, he clung to my chest and neck like soup in a bowl. Didn't wanna let go. Aw. I think he liked my style today, needless to say. lol 💜🤷‍♀️🐶

#frankee #prankee #dibby #dabby #doo #diamond #shadow #dog 😇🐕‍🦺💎

P.S. Can I get a human to treat me this way? lmfgeo

What kind of girl do you think I am?

Would I like jewelry for Christmas...

or a puppy? 💜💜💜💜💜

Would I like feasting on an overpriced meal...

or feeding the hungry? 💜💜💜💜💜

Would I enjoy staying at home...

or helping the homeless? 💜💜💜💜💜

Would I enjoy watching a sporting event on tv...

or going to one? 💜💜💜💜💜

Would I enjoy a big, dinner party...

or a romantic candlelight dinner for two? 💜💜💜💜💜

Would I enjoy going to the movie theater...

or staying home to Netflix and chill? 💜💜💜💜💜

Would I like to live in one place...

or travel and do missionary work?

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Would I enjoy eating ice cream for dessert...

or frozen yogurt?

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Do I prefer the mountains and forest...

or the sand and surf?

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Would I want to eat an animal...

or give an animal a fur~ever home?

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Would I rather fly to different places...

or drive there?

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Would I rather drink hot tea...

or hot cocoa?

I post the duality of life because that's how I live. I love God, but also, sometimes, I still have a potty mouth. I worship God and seek the narrow path, but also, sometimes, I still get distracted on the wide way. I'm learning and growing and adopting and adapting to new and better approaches to living and a new, positive attitude toward myself and others and all of God's Holy creation every day!