doctor, doctor, give me the news

That’s half nice of you to say so.

Being a doctor’s not really a game.

Karmen: Precisely what I was thinking lol. And llamas sound like a nasally squeal if you ask me, like a whine. It sounds kind of funny, actually.

Karmen: You're going to be perfect at that, I can already feel it. After all, you're pretty perfect at helping out young adult women disasters like me :-P I'm sorry that you think you needed to be more. It's almost never just one person's fault, you know - it takes two.

J.C.: Mayhaps someday I'll meet one and hear it for myself. Where's the best place to go to see a llama?

Dezi: Hello hi hola. If you got a video from me or Baz Gothel on Saturday night/Sunday morning, please delete it and don't watch it or ask questions! It's the Ring video and it's hexed so you'll actually die in 7 days if you see it. Kthxbai

I don’t think my dad would care a whole lot about it one way or the other, even if I did think she treated me bad. Which I don’t. 

@redfred: ooh, gotcha. hey, but theater has a way of making people fun. i'm sure if you decide that you wanna help out again, they'll welcome you back.

@redfred: Thank you! Why'd you decide not to do sets this summer?

Karmen: A chumpf. That sounds like an insult lol. I'll look up a video clip, then! Have you ever heard a llama's noise? It's very strange and fun as well.

Karmen: That sounds like a really sad spiral to go down. But I don't think relationships are about being perfect for one person, are they? You need to be perfect for the rest of the world, but someone in a relationship should accept more. Maybe. I don't know, I'm no expert. I'm far from an expert, actually lol.

J.C.: I didn't think of it like that, but it does sorta look like a chump with an f. A female chump, I guess. I haven't, no, Miss Karmen. What do they sound like?

@redfred: barely back a week and aleready kicking ass! #shrekthemusical #badassprincess

I haven’t been comparing it to stuff to know, Mister Anonymous. 

That’s real interesting for Miss Bianca, but I thought this rumor game was supposed to be rumors about the person you’re sending stuff to. Guess I’ve reached a new level of uninteresting even for me. 

Karmen: That's a calming thought, actually. What do alligators sound like? If it's a describable noise, anyway, because I know indescribable noises exist. And that actually does make me feel better. You're a very calming presence, Mr. JC :-P

Karmen: You're right, thank you. And I'm sorry, my brain spirals sometimes trying to figure out everything wrong with me so I can fix it all at once and be perfect and logically I know there's no such thing, and yet I try.

J.C.: I wasn't real sure how to describe it so I asked the internet and apparently lady gators make a noise called a 'chumpf'. They say it's kinda like a cough-purr. You might need to find an audio clip to really understand. I'm real glad I can help, Miss Karmen. That's what I aim to do.

@senecal: idk @jcfacilier watch Nerve or Project X or something to know what to anticipate maybe??

I’m real sorry, Miss Twyla, but I think I’d be too afraida doing anything else with you, so I’d have to kill you. 

@senecal: that's actually a great idea! We could totally have an almost-medical professional on hand in case we fuck up majorly @jcfacilier. :D

Karmen: Thank you. In all fairness, I feel I should stress that that rate is for our water parks and falls. Outside of that, the rate is existent, but at least we don't have alligators in our castle.... although there are some rumors of them being hidden somewhere within by Yzma so who knows? That's so sad that people have lost dogs like that oh gosh. I was never a pet person but I kind of share a cat now and it makes me shudder to think of.

Karmen: I get good grades, yes, but that's only because if I didn't work to get good grades I'd feel entirely undeserving of my crown; the LEAST I could do is maintain a good GPA :-P But I appreciate the thought, I do. It's just hard not to get mad at my privilege sometimes which sounds dumb but I just hope I earn it which is of course paradoxical and whoops I'm going in circles now, stop me.

J.C.: I think you'd know if there were alligators among you, Miss Karmen. They make a real distinct noise. Well, cats don't like water so the gators don't really get them, if that makes you feel any better.